OK guys, we agree, you don't really need a matchmaker to meet that perfect partner but let's face it in these days of Bowling Alone, it sure helps!!!
There's no shame in getting a bit of assistance these days.
Those little crutches are everywhere on the net...
And we are not just talking about getting connected to the first lurker or troll.
Our members are a select, er... a very select group.
And we are not just talking about getting connected for a short time.
We're talking about life-long learning guys.
And we are not just talking about meeting people in your neighbourhood.
No Siree we're talking about GLOBAL REACH guys.
And we are not just talking.
And we are not just tweeting.
And we are not just chatting...
And we are not just hanging out.
We are multiply and diversely connecting guys.
Just think of all those cool dolls, dames, lads, ladies, guys, gentlemen, and folk that you could meet!!
More and more people lead such busy lives that they just don't have time to waste on unpredictable encounters.
More and more people are realising that a little internet serendipity can open up new doors to new experiences...
Yep, those nodes have never been so close to clicking.
Yep, those neurones have never been so close to firing.
But, there's a catch!!
Many of us, are at a loss to know where to start with all those billions of people on line.
Where the hell do you start???
More and more people are realising that their lives may be enriched by meeting those special people from a completely different culture!!!
Down at the Rhizomatic Matchmaker Bar we attract cool creatives and deep thinkers from around the world.
How do we do it?
We like to call that secret formula: CONNECTIVISM.
Yeah CONNECTIVISM baaby...
How do we do it?
We are the only bar to have the one and only, the original: Mr MC MOOC.
(MC - Master of Ceremonies. MOOC - Matchmaking Openly Online Cheaply)
You don't believe we're different?
Yeah, you're right to be wary on the WWW (the Wild West Web).
Just Google Dave Cormier for a full press pack and glowing references...
Thanks to Mr MC MOOC David Cormier esq you will be able to meet plenty of suitably genuine people.
They'll be just dying to share their obscure blog posts, to speed crowd chat on Twitter with those cool #rhizo hashtags and get deep down on the thousand plateaux with those classy continental kings of chaos Deleuze and Guattari.
|Dave Cormier preparing another Matchmaker meet up.|
Dave hosts special events every Tuesday night when he speaks to y'all from the fireside of his Canadian log cabin and talks cosy like.
It may not last long but, god damn it, he's good.
It may not last long cos we are talking MOOC (matchmaking openly online cheaply).
That's why we are able to charge so little...
(Yeah Dave makes money on the drinks and the peanuts.)
Sure there are competing Matchmakers...
None of them are as Maassiive!
None of them are so openly open!
None of them are as between the lines!
None of them are so diversely connected!
Sure there are some corporations who are trying to blind you with that phoney MOOC 4 science.
They even pretend to have invented a new advanced form of MOOC!!!
HA HA HA HA...(etc)
DON'T listen to those charlatans!!!
DAVE is UNIQUE!
(often copied never surpassed)*TM
Thanks to his recipe of Canadian charisma, deeply tricky challenges and crazily mindful games, people just let loose and start singing, dancing, opening up their hearts, writing poetry and sharing true rhizomatic looove.
Y'll never know who y'll meet in the Rhizomatic Matchmaker Bar...
Y'll never know who'll put that special comment on your blooog...
Y'll never know who'll be your curriculum baaby...
And y'know what?
Before you know it, that crafty MC has disappeared to munch peanuts and drink Molson, leaving you to it.
I know it sounds odd but he's a MOOC magician.
CONTENT is PEOPLE!! *TM
Y'know we like to say in the bar that CONTENT is people.
Yeah... CONTENT by the people, for the people, with the people in the end y'know...that just makes people CONTENT.
And when we say CONTENT we mean CONTENT.
There's even a Rhizomatic Matchmaker Email list for those of you still living in the 20th century.
Yeah get lost in the rhizome, map your path, unleash those multiple identities.
Undiscerning members can join a busy Facebook group.
More reserved members can seek out the quieter corners of a Google Plus Community.
Curation fetishists have even started up a Diigo dungeon.
(we have no idea what goes on there)
If you are really wanting to get cosy, then just nip out of that hashtag stream and let fly a DM or even have that special private hangout.
So in the end, guys, y'll know who to thank for that special education!!
That's our boy....Dave Cormier.
And now join our girls from our RhizoRussia branch for that classic Karaoke chartbuster.