It was that bloody open web ideologist (#blideo) Steve Wheeler who got me going.
He stole a video I posted on Youtube a few years back.
Others of his ideological bent took up on this #blideo blogging challenge:
When I saw the pieces posted by some David Hopkins guy here
and a Sue Beckingham here
I had a shock, I can tell you!
That was my video of a wildlife security breach they were going on about.
Well folks, here's the really story of that elk video:
I was hanging around in my Fence Security truck muttering "bloody herds".
I was filming that video for ages while I waited to see if the fence would withstand a single elk attack.
Nope, not even a single elk on its own was stopped!
Time-travel a few years later...there was my elk video.
Ha ha bloody ha!
Those bloggers were going on about elk emancipation, I thought to myself:
"Have they no thought for guys like us?"
I have been personally responsible for interstate highway security for the past 15 years.
Each year well-built American passengers cars are destroyed by invasive wildlife.
Talk of wildlife protection!
It's highway maintenance guys like us who need protecting!
Now even puny elk-calves are jumping through our VLE (very large elk) fences.
Fence maintenance is becoming impossible.
The trucks and the four by fours won't be able to tell the highway from the wild.
There'll be bloody transport chaos!!
Just let them all wander all over the place.
They'll regret our VLE's.
I'm retiring to wander the wild as a bloody bounty hunting cowboy.
PS. In the wilds elk and hikers and drivers get mauled by mountain lion.