TEACHERS, PARENTS, MINISTERS, AND SUNDRY
OUR OFFSPRING ARE THREATENED
WITH HELLFIRE
AND
ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!!
WITH HELLFIRE
AND
ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!!
DON'T LET THEM OUT OF YOUR WATCH....
AN INSTANT!!!!
(we have the technology now)
(so no damned excuse)
AN INSTANT!!!!
(we have the technology now)
(so no damned excuse)
MAKE SURE THAT THEY ARE KEPT BUSY!!!!
AT ALL TIMES
AT ALL TIMES
THEY ARE BORN IDLE!!!!
For, need I remind you all,
"The devil finds work for idle hands."
There are those among us, who do not believe that a full timetable, scientifically managed straight and narrow learning paths
a packed diary are our only way to educated salvation
and
FULLFILLED LIFE!
HELL, HELL, DAMNATION, DAMNATION
Indeed a disease is spreading even amongst us the teachers.
There are heretics who would suggest that we give students
more time to be.
There are heretics who would suggest that we give students
more time to choose.
There are heretics who would suggest that we give students
a break for lunch.
Fortunately,
there are the true-believers who keep our young and very young
away from temptation.
there are the true-believers who keep our young and very young
away from temptation.
I have here an example of a holy
(with few holes)
higher education timetable
(with few holes)
higher education timetable
My fellow believers in the sacred syllabus,
I show you blasphemy so that you might defend against it.
I show you blasphemy so that you might defend against it.
This sacred syllabus has been defiled, turned into base ridicule
by a, by a********* (he spits) a pirate.
I will name this ********(he spits) pirate by a pseudonym which masks his true identity.
He is the heathen homeschooler ********(he spits) @telliowkwup.*
[I SHALL NOT WASTE ANY TIME IN ALIGNING THIS DEMONIC EMBED SO THERE]
[I SHALL NOT WASTE ANY TIME IN ALIGNING THIS DEMONIC EMBED SO THERE]
LOOK, so that you shall know the DEMON.
@sensor63 Here is my piratical revision of your dandy schedule. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/d3w9mpY6VT
— Terry Elliott (@telliowkuwp) February 3, 2015
BEWARE. BEWARE.
THE DEMON PIRATE
BEWARE, BEWARE,
******* FREEDOM
(he spits)
THE DEMON PIRATE
BEWARE, BEWARE,
******* FREEDOM
(he spits)
image credits
Devil http://giphy.com/gifs/halloween-costume-devil-2dsBU5f0HRzK8
Burning skeleton: http://giphy.com/gifs/fire-death-UD5oBoL8PanoQ
Sacred Timetable a student
Defiled Timetable a pirate.
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